Some musings

I get messaged pretty often by men who open with "Hi. Love your blog." To which I usually reply "Thanks". I mean, that's just polite, right? If someone says they enjoy something you did, you thank them. I'm just wondering when "thanks" became an invitation for sex, because once I say that, men ask me when we're going to meet, or if they can see me naked on my cam, or something equally as stupid. One even asked me how I can get kinky with a man if I don't own a cam. Hmmmm.... don't know there, genius, maybe the same way people did before the invention of the cam. They have sex.

Now, if these people that message me telling me they enjoyed my blog, I can only assume they read it. Those of you who read my blogs regularly should now by now, that you'll never meet me, I'm not going to show you my body on cam and I'm not going to tell you where I live or give you any personal information that I haven't already shared in this blog.

So, now, with that being said, I can assume one of two things: they're not actually reading the blogs, just scanning the dirty parts, if that, or they're reading the blogs and think so very highly of themselves that certainly I did not mean them when I stated those things. I only meant everyone else.

I don't want to imply that no one can message me. That's not the case, but please, if you do, have something intelligent to say.

Before you message me and ask the following here are the answers:

Where are you from? The United States.
Can I see your tits? No.
Do you cam? No.
When can we meet for sex? When Hell freezes, donkeys fly and monkey fly out of my ass.
Does you husband know you cheat? Yes.
Want to watch me jerk off on cam? No.

I'm not a big fan of playing 20 questions. If you wish to message me, let's have a discussion, ok? Is that so tough, guys?

Now that I've gotten that out of my system. Again, I can kick back with some lovely porn. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..............

Wednesday November 21, 2007 - 08:57am